Only Taiwanese dig it

A smoking spot in the park near my old apartment, only Taiwanese can
understand what's interesting of its name.

我只是來買手機的

口以改姓林嗎～？

Bday Cake from Coworkers

> Thank u all even tho in this terrible start-working day!
>

Happy Bday For Me

馬的！在過幾分鐘就31歲了，嘴上雖說不過，但莫名其妙蛋糕也吃了，蠟燭也吹了，雖然覺得只是剛好一起慶祝一下，並不是很多人真的care，但總歸一句就是又老了。不免俗還是要許個心願，我想就是應該別再懵懵懂懂的過日子吧，想待再現這個產業就下定決心好好幹，想滾就快滾，make up mind就是了，學習累積，惜福...etc. Jerry說價值是在一買一賣中增長的，有對也有不對，看標的物吧，反正今年自己不可以跌，就將！OH 還有，何去何從也該給我知道了，希望都順心順利，大家身體健康，God Bless Me....

Lovely Spring Afternoon

taken in one afternoon of April, at my secret smoking spot ;)

7-11也有情趣用品?

好個"潮吹"玩具!

My Gal

My favorite of her special collection.

I NEVER SAID I WAS DEEP by JARVIS COCKER

for those gals i felt sorry for....








I love your body 'cause I've lost my mind
If you want someone to talk to, you're wasting your time
If you want someone to share your life, you need someone who is alive
And if every relationship is a two-way street, I have been screwing in the back whilst you drive

I never said I was deep, but I am profoundly shallow
My lack of knowledge is vast, and my horizons are narrow
I never said I was big, I never said that I was clever
And if you're waiting to find what's going on in my mind, you could be waiting forever
Forever and ever

I can dance you to the end of the night 'cause I'm afraid of the dark
I have to confess I'm out of my depth
You're going over my head and straight through my heart

Some girls like to play it dirty, some girls want to be your mum
Me, I disrespected you whilst we were waiting for the taxi to come
My morality is shabby, my behaviour unacceptable
No, I'm not looking for a relationship, just a willy receptacle

I never said I was
I never said I was
I never said I was

I never said I was deep, but I am profoundly shallow
My lack of knowledge is vast, and my horizons are narrow
I never said I was big, I never said that I was clever
And if you're waiting to find what's going on in my mind, you could be waiting forever
Forever and ever

I never said I was deep, but I am profoundly shallow
My lack of knowledge is vast, and my horizons are narrow

I never said I was deep